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Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

3.3s

For this, after all, is the miracle of birth.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

3.3s

I've never known you to pay money for any kind of capade.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

4.2s

...and when it's over, we'll all be parents for the rest of our lives.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

2.9s

Pretty well. Except for the stapler thing.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

2.3s

- I'll flip you for it. - Flip me for it? No, no, no.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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Good for you. Alrighty, next?

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

2.3s

Well, but that's what he was for me.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

2.5s

So, Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday?

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

3.1s

...they're, uh, jealous of us.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

3.2s

Everyone always thought of her as the pretty one.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

3.2s

I don't know. For the past couple days, people have been avoiding me...

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

2.6s

...but my monkey is out of control.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

3.2s

Oh, no, no. It's for Ursula. I just figured, you know, size-wise.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

2s

Well, not that it's any of your business...

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

2.9s

...she'd have no recollection of being fired at all.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

2.5s

And she, you know, kind of stole him away...

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

3.2s

See, this is just the kind of thing I was talking about.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

1.9s

- Well, it throws my WENUS out of whack. - Ha, ha.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

4.2s

Well, what I really want is for my mom to be alive and enjoy it with me.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

2.6s

...part of your plan to keep us merry all year long?