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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...but they're not going away, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You can't smoke in here. -Oh, go on.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What? What is going on? What is that about?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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And you were integral.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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In fact, next time I'm planning on going to Corfu.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and we're out of time.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Hey, I need some more matches. -What is going on in there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Oh, I'm not going on. -What did you come down here for?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-One of you has to go on. -All right. I'll do it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and the part obsessed with sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and I don't know no Portuguese.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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And we had a little powwow.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...Laney met a doctor, and he's unattached.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It bothers people, and it's against the law.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and now your face is sallow, unattractive, disgusting.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and I work for a World Series-winning team.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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But I sacrificed and supported you while you struggled.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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And before that, you were bumped by a lizard?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Say me, you and Kramer are flying over the Andes.