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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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Here's your person. If you're a man, the bride's family...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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"That would look good with a light starch."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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Hello. I'm sorry. I'm just fighting with my wife.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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You're friends with the urinator, aren't you?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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- What about her? - Oh, the hell with her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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I was sleeping with one cheek off the bed.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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Honey, what did you do with the can opener?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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With your 25 percent discount, it comes to $17.80.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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A divorce?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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And if I catch you in here with that again...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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- I thought he was with you. - He didn't show up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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- You're hurting my eardrum. - You must've done something with it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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...I will have no chance of going out with him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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Oh, a project. That's a definite signal.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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- A guy leaves sweat, that's a signal? - Yes. It's a social thing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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- Since when is a drain a toilet? - It's all pipes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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If he left a used Kleenex, what's that, a valentine?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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Nothing. A little problem.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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I want a divorce.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E17 The Wife

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...of a pretend marriage.