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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.7s

I would like a car alarm like that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.3s

Well, we do have a compact if you would like that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.8s

Yeah, it looked like you were in a real conversation over there.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.4s

Do it like this.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

5.9s

I like my Yankee bean.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.8s

- Yeah. Like 50 bucks a month. - How many people does he do it for?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.7s

What's a young man like you want to move cars for? You don't work?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.3s

"You mean like this? So it looks like I'm saying something, but I'm not."

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.2s

I like running in the park...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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He works out. He's vibrant. You'd really like him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Would you like insurance? - Yeah, give me the insurance...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.8s

The intersection is gridlocked. I've never seen anything like it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3s

It's like the Declaration of Independence. Who's gonna read that?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

5.4s

Seinfeld. I made a reservation for a midsize, and she's a small.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.9s

Hello, yes. I called for an ambulance like 35 minutes ago.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4.7s

Don't get me wrong. I like coming here and feeding you...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.3s

- A cookie! - Can you give him a cookie?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.5s

Oh, wait a-

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2s

You got a line in a Woody Allen movie?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.6s

- I don't have a washcloth. - Use a paper towel.