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A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)

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Oh, look, the West fucking sucks,

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That, my friends, is the American West.

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No one has. It's the fucking West!

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and the general depressing awfulness about the West

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The American West is a disgusting, awful, dirty, dangerous place.

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You know, there are a million ways to die in the West, Clinch.

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Because I'll tell you, I hate the West just as much as you do.

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NARRATOR: Some people are born into the wrong time and place.

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This was the American frontier in 1882.

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A hard land for hard folk.

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Food was scarce,

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disease was rampant,

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and life was a daily struggle for survival.

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Hell, this was Miss America in 1880.

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Holy shit.

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To build a home and a life in this harsh, unforgiving country

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required that a man be bold, fearless, and tough as iron.

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The men who were courageous and resilient

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were the men who prospered.

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But some men were just big, giant pussies.