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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I know if I could spend some time alone with her...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.7s

Well, I think I can still catch her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Now, you, however, you, I like.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.3s

Hey, I think you're gonna like my third choice.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

4.1s

- Well, now I hate you! - That, I'm used to.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- I was personable, don't you think? - You were extremely personable.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Whatever. If I wasn't involved right now, I wouldn't mind being set up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Look, this is my boyfriend we're talking about.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.7s

So you think she liked me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Now, no, come on! - Okay. Okay.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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You think I've never had a massage?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- So, what do you think? - Really enjoyed it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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All right, now, you listen, and you listen good!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- I've got to. I've got to. - You're going now?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- What are you doing? - What do you think I'm doing?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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You think she liked me? She seemed to like me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.6s

She doesn't like me. Now, Jerry, if you don't mind...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

4.4s

Come on, just look at me. Now tell me I'm not Kramer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I know. I know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Listen, I massage who I want when I want.