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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I didn't see a face.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I thought I saw a face.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...I thought she made a face.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Did you ask her? - I put her hands there.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.7s

I gotta go after her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I should go talk to her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.7s

Well, I think I can still catch her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.1s

Oh, yeah. I see the resemblance.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Why not? - I guess because it's her job.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- What were her exact-? - "I don't like him."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Was it what I said about her sister? - It has nothing to do with her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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So I said to her, "Can I ask you a question?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I know if I could spend some time alone with her...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- I can see that. - I'm getting out of here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- I'm sorry, Kramer. - Why, why? Look, I paid for her!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.1s

See, I get the wrist going side to side and:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.9s

I don't even know her sister! But if she's getting tickets...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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How many times do I have to go out with her before I get a massage?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3s

Who told you to get a massage? I haven't gotten one from her!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

4.1s

Wait a minute. I need my massages. Can't you see I'm burned out?