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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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There's no vomit sympathy-card section of the store, you know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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There's no Hallmark cards that cover this occasion.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Never assume anything. I don't want that nut in my house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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First of all...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- Yeah. Sure. - Of course.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Yeah. One of my favourites.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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It would be nice if there was some sort of historical record of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- Why? - Because of the day before.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I was in the middle of a game of Parcheesi with an old blind man...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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And you're the manager of the circus.

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Can you get vomit out of suede?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Story is the foundation of all entertainment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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But only by the grace of God.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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All of a sudden you get hungry?

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All of a sudden, he gets hungry.

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- ... of a character based on me. - Why not?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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With a series of beeps and flashing lights.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...except for the sound of a police siren.

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- They're not better than me. - Of course not.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- What kind of stories? - Oh, no. No stories.