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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What? What are you talking about?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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To tell you about the Portuguese waitress.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-What, did they kick you out too? -Yeah, they kicked us all out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Okay? Now, from what I know about you...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I was out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Check it out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You wanna talk about hotels, or you wanna win some ball games?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Jerry, don't freak out. I'll take care of you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Don't worry about it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You guys. Hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I'm finding that out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You brought me only misfortune and humiliation. Now, get out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, just by conversing, you can really learn a lot about a person.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and we're out of time.

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-But, Jackie. -I said, out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You ready for the assembly and what you'll say about the Yankees?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-So fast? What about me? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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When they hand out those cadavers...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Carlito's just passed out. Can anyone help?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What about my dream of dating a doctor?