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Friends with Kids

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Hey, doll.

Friends with Kids

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Death by shark or alligator?

Friends with Kids

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Oh...

Friends with Kids

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I don't swim in the ocean.

Friends with Kids

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Alligators are in lakes or swamps and marshes.

Friends with Kids

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But sharks are only in the ocean.

Friends with Kids

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You can't change the rules, Jase. You gotta pick.

Friends with Kids

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The rules presume that both deaths could occur.

Friends with Kids

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They can. You can't mitigate risk to zero.

Friends with Kids

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I can mitigate risk to zero on shark death if I never get into the ocean.

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Unless you're in a plane that goes down in the ocean

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and you don't die on impact.

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Okay, fine. Shark. It's faster.

Friends with Kids

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Alligators drown you before they eat you. So, there. Shark. Okay?

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- You happy? - Yes.

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You wanna come up?

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- Is Katherine there? - Yeah.

Friends with Kids

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- Then, no thank you. - No, it's fine. Come up. She...

Friends with Kids

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I'm going to break up with her soon anyway.

Friends with Kids

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Really? Already?