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Matchstick Men (2003)

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One, two, three.

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Hmm.

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Uh-huh.

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Mmm.

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Uh-huh.

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Mmm.

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Mmm.

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One, two, three.

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- Well, congratulations. - Excuse me?

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You're a guaranteed winner of one of three fabulous prizes.

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- Have you won anything major before? - No, never.

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- Well, you have now. - Oh, my God.

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- Are you kidding? - No, it's confirmed.

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- Are you sure? Okay, what did I win? - Either the Chevy Blazer, the Paris...

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- Do you have a water filtration system? - A faucet filter? No, sir. I don't.

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- Do you read the papers or watch TV? - Sometimes, yeah.

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Well, then you've probably seen our advertisements.

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The government is gonna make you pay a tax on the prize.

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But if you buy the Waterson 2000 water filtration system...

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...the prize gets recorded as a sales expense, and you don't pay any tax.