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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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They have to love them. Otherwise...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Like where Freud studied, and have people looking...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...to buy an old lamp, and suddenly I'm getting them out of a jam.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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So you're saying I go into NBC and tell them...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...to be loved and to be a banker.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...and he lifted me up, and he pointed to the teller, and he said:

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...to order seltzer and not get salsa.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Go to your apartment and fix it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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And this failure to become a banker...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...and he begged me to let him go. And when I refused...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...and I excused myself to call my friend...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...and you would do anything to displease him!

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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There's a guy outside, and he's a nutjob, and he's waiting to beat me up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I've slept in really hot rooms and wanted to kill myself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I was bringing her up to tell you, and she liked me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- I got up and came to work. - There's a show. That's a show.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Go to your apartment and lie down. I'll make an appointment for a doctor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You see, it had been his lifelong dream to be a banker, and he-

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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So I sped home to save my friend's life, and I was stopped for speeding.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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So I had it on, and I was checking the strap out to make sure it fit.