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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I'm sorry, we can't take this book back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I'm sorry. I didn't know about your past.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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...or what happened to your homes, but you will have to be physically fit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I'm sorry. Our policy is we prosecute all shoplifters.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I'll be honest with you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Now, I stand up for myself by telling everybody I'm dumping his sorry ass...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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so they can be brought out of the kitchen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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-So it could be anyone? -Well, I guess.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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To pull the rickshaw.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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To the idiot-mobile.

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Did you want to speak to the manager?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I thought those would be perfect for New York.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Are you kidding? I should be loaning you money.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Is it so horrible to have to keep a book?

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Now, he is going cold turkey and you will be at his side.

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I'm gonna have to ask you to stand out of the way...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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What are you up to?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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...and to you that's even.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I'd like to see you come up here and say that to my face.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I gotta get over to Hong Kong before it all goes back to China.