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The Office (2005) - S09E01 The New Guys

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And I really don't have time to learn new words

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Now, I don't like to throw around the "B" word,

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Crap, sorry, Nellie.

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This seems like the kind of thing

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Doesn't seem so macho now, does it?

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Paranoid? I'm not familiar with the word.

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It's going to be terrible.

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I would be embarrassed to be good at it.

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I want to be a millionaire.

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I just happen to be sitting near to where the bins are.

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And he wanted Jim to be a partner too.

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but I'm gonna be a huge bitch to you.

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and it turns out that Southwestern Ohio is going to be

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and be my counterweight

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You will be called "Plop."

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My ideal situation would be

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I'll be launched into space.

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Relax, Plop. You will be called "Fart"

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I will be conducting 20-minute interviews.

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Just... how this is gonna be. You know.