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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, yeah, people really seem to be enjoying themselves.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Hey, Ben, I need a four-letter word.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Fire drill. Sorry. Single file, everyone.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Cancelled? But I was supposed to be on tomorrow night.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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No, no, no. I'm sorry. This is too weird.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Yes, all right, Katie. Thank you. Yes. -Sorry for the late notice.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I'm sorry, Elaine. I always knew that after I became a doctor...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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By the time this case gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...stand-up comedy may be the career for you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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These people aren't gonna let themselves be flicked...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-I don't wanna be one of those guys. -What guys?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...next, you're being bumped in high schools, colleges, trade schools.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Once he passes the test, you'll have sex and you'll be fine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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So how long is this not gonna be a problem for me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...so I invited them up to my apartment to smoke.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Why? -Somebody had to.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Just because a person's a smoker doesn't mean he's not a human being.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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To tell you about the Portuguese waitress.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T...