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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Look at what you've become.

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- Where'd you meet her? - I met her on an elevator.

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Her big, fat stomach hanging out, orthopaedic hose up to her knees...

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I can't take her anymore.

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What was her name again?

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Her nose is a little big.

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I look at her, I see the nose.

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And I really like her. I know that.

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No, he's never met her. She's in California.

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No, no. There's nothing wrong with her nose.

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Come on, Kramer. Seriously, give me her number!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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...to the rest of her face. She's breathtaking.

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- I hate reading her little acting scenes. - Oh, so what?

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Isn't she beautiful? Her nose is in such perfect proportions...

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- Have you said anything to her? - No. Could never do that.

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- What the hell? - Now you talked her into a nose job?

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- Me? I didn't say anything. - You encouraged her to get one.

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...but I haven't got the willpower to throw out her number.

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So I'm never gonna see her again. I'm going cold turkey.

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Many a night I had to throw her on the street...