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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I don't want you eating over here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Yesterday, he turned over a hot dog stand...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- I did not want to see him anymore. - Really? It's over?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...only with the silver dollars and the pizza dough over the eyes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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You know why he did this? Because I told him it was over.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I met her on the way over. I couldn't get rid of her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I'm all set. I got the ticket. I'm going to the Cayman Islands Friday.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...but I'm saving it for later.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I'm going to get a physical examination.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I'm a man who respects a good coma.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...but I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- Where's the nurse? - I'm sure she'll be right back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I can't commit to a woman, I'm not committing to an airline.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I'm sorry if I caused any trouble. I was just being friendly.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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That's why I'm trying to get that vacuum. Somebody's gonna grab it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Do you realize this is the last meal I'm gonna have for three days?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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George, I want you to promise me something. If I'm ever in a coma...