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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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I was only joking.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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Well, I painted my apartment again. I've been living there for years.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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Every time I paint it, it gets me down.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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I look around and I think, Well, it's a little bit smaller now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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It's the thickness of the paint, but I'm aware of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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It just keeps coming in and coming in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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Every time I paint it, it's closer and closer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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I don't know where the wall outlets are.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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I just look for a lump with two slots in it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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Looks like a pig is trying to push his way through from the other side.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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That's where I plug in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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My idea of the perfect living room...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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...would be the bridge on the starship Enterprise.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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You know what I mean? Big chair, nice screen, remote control.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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That's why Star Trek really was the ultimate male fantasy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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Just hurtling through space in your living room watching TV.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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The aliens were always dropping in...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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...because Kirk was the only one that had the big screen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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They'd come over Friday nights. Klingon boxing. Got to be there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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- What did you do? - Mousse. I moussed up.