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Rudo y Cursi (2008)

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A while back, some wanker told me

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the most beautiful game ever invented

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began with the severed head of a soldier.

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And his enemy's brutal kick.

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The first goal ever, unofficially,

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was scored when the head flew between two trees.

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Dreadful! I said. That depends, said the wanker.

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Dreadful for the goalkeeper, but for the striker, it was glorious.

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Know the difference between a banana loader and a donkey?

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-What? -You don't know?

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-Nope. -The donkey's well hung!

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Fucking A, Rudo!

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Don't run, Tato.

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-You'll bruise the bananas. -You said go faster.

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These are for export.

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So goes our life, so goes our love

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It's a never ending story

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Stop with the yodeling, asshole.

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Like an April evening. Love to love...

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You know the words shut up?