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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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I don't belong to a health club. I have a limit on naked men I see in one day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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Zero.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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That's it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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What is with the high level of security at health clubs, you know?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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The picture IDs. Security guards. Signing in and out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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What is this, the Kremlin?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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I mean, the people with a membership go twice a year. Who's breaking in?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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Is this a big problem, people stealing exercise?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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And what if they catch the person? What then? They run. It's aerobic.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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Makes it even worse.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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- Hi, Jerry. - Oh, hi, Sidra.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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I last about 10 minutes on the StairMaster.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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Unless someone's stretching in front of me in a leotard, then I can go an hour.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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- Really? - That's why it's called the StairMaster.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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You get up there and you stare.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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Well, I'm done. I think I'm gonna go take a sauna.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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I'll see you Thursday night?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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- Thursday night. - Okay.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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Good workout?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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Tremendous workout.