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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.2s

Welcome back. How were the shows?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

Jerry, you can barbecue back here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.4s

...then come back and take a shower.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.9s

Don't investigate. Don't pay me back. It was an accident.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4s

Diane gave me the greatest back rub today. She's a masseuse.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.9s

If I don't get back in five minutes, you better call the police.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.2s

I left the door open because I was gonna bring the spatula right back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.8s

- The door? You left the door open? - I was bringing the spatula right back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.1s

...to just pick a finger and you show it to the person.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I just wanted to introduce you to my husband. This is Larry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.2s

...and I'm supposed to feel bad.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.5s

This is a place to live.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.9s

- You shouldn't have to live like this. - You just said you wanted to live here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Yeah. The hot water takes a while to come on. So the best thing to do...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.5s

It's not easy to give the toe.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.7s

Something boring to read on the plane.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.7s

It's like moving from Iceland to Finland.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.6s

Very few crooks go to the trouble...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

Jerry? I think I'm on to something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.3s

Well, it was nice to meet you.