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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Where's a phone?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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With a serial killer, it's safest to be a neighbor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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He's a gentleman. He's good-looking, he's a good shaver.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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He likes a date to see him with a friend...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I never caught a foul ball at a baseball game.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...getting a traffic ticket.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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He's a bad seed.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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You're a massage teaser.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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You're a lucky guy.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I didn't see a face.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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What a cool name, Deion.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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She had a good time.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Yeah, a ticket for Kramer?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Well, it's quite a thrill.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Should I get a beret?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Oh, Stuart's a lot better.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Can I tell you something? That's a hell of a piece of equipment.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...I thought she made a face.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I thought I saw a face.