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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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You think I've never had a massage?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.4s

You just had one. What do you need another one for?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2s

No one hails a cab like me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.4s

I'm getting one. No ifs, ands or buts.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.6s

No means no.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.2s

These neighbors, they're never disturbed...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.4s

She had a good time.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2s

No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.7s

I've never seen you like this.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.8s

I had to drop the class.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.6s

No. Veto.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

5.6s

- Actually, I should get a new one. - Nonsense. This one's fine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.3s

- What? - No, no. It's all right. Great.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.2s

- Say hello to your sister. - You've never met.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.4s

No deal. Why?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

1.5s

Stuart's no good?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.7s

It's like, you never see a really attractive woman...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.4s

I have never met a normal guy named Stuart.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.5s

- What did Jodi say? - She had a good time.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- So you had a good time, huh? - Oh, yeah.