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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.8s

- I can't believe I just told you that. - Why not?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.4s

- Well, you just tear it open. - It's not that easy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.5s

This is totally different. That was my secret. This is Jerry's secret.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

1.4s

...my whole screening process.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.1s

Oh, my God. Kramer?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.2s

I don't remember his name. I think it began with a W, maybe a Q.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.1s

Not as thin as you think.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.9s

No, not at all. No problem.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

1.8s

I'm gonna trim my sideburns.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.1s

That's it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

1.6s

He told me not to tell you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

1.8s

...that l... - Oh, hang on to that thought.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

1.4s

Hold that thought.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.1s

...and they think they're doing something. Not me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.5s

- My Susan? - Why did you tell her?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.6s

...to a 31 on all my jeans.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3s

...and now here's her number. - Oh, you're not gonna...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

1.8s

- I'd get tired of it. - How could you not?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.4s

You see, this is not just a weekend routine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.5s

Why not? I thought you said everything was fine.