Well it's my name it's not a test, ok?

Mr. brown? If that was his real name!?

- That is not the expression. - Well that should be.

Actually I prefer not to start that way.

First test, I will not call you that!

based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with,

- Exactly. We're not colorblinds. - That's fighting ignorance with - With intolerance.

- That's probably throwing you off. - It's not throwing me, I need your signature.

There's this great Chris Rock bit about how streets named after Martin Luther King,

I regret my actions, I regret offending my co-workers.

- Ok I know you told me that, several times. - Yes, but you're not listening to me,

try my gookie cookie

And that one call ends up being 25% of my commission, for the whole year.

But what some of you might not know, is that I am also part native American Indian.

No this not a joke, ok?

where was my Oprah moment?

good job oh my man!

that's offensive

I'm not gonna do it but it's

- Excuse me? I'm sorry but that's not all it takes to be a hero. - Oh great, what is a hero to you?