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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- I strained my neck last night. - Really, how?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Please. I love to help people.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Yeah, me either. - It's just I hate that type.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I don't want people touching me that don't wanna have sex with me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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How can you say that? My sister got a ticket last week.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Let me take your table. - That's okay.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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So I lugged that table, that big, heavy massage table...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Well, nothing. I didn't actually say that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...but I can't stand when someone doesn't like me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Yes. Yes. Everybody has to like me. I must be liked.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Well, now I hate you! - That, I'm used to.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- I can see that. - I'm getting out of here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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That's why during the '80 vomit I was yelling to George:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- You were very nice. - I bent over backwards for that woman!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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After the Giant game, I realized that this problem isn't going away.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...that I was more than willing to stick it out with Joel Rifkin.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Can I tell you something? That's a hell of a piece of equipment.