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Friends (1994) - S01E17 The One With Two Parts (2)

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I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid.

Friends (1994) - S01E17 The One With Two Parts (2)

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I was talking crazy that night. I was so drunk.

Friends (1994) - S01E17 The One With Two Parts (2)

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Yep, that's me. Heh. I am that stupid.

Friends (1994) - S01E17 The One With Two Parts (2)

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Your sister stood me up the other night.

Friends (1994) - S01E17 The One With Two Parts (2)

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Oh, gosh. I love you.

Friends (1994) - S01E17 The One With Two Parts (2)

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...hey, that's me.

Friends (1994) - S01E17 The One With Two Parts (2)

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Everybody I love is in the same room.

Friends (1994) - S01E17 The One With Two Parts (2)

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- Okay, come here. I hate this. - Thank you. I love you.

Friends (1994) - S01E17 The One With Two Parts (2)

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Mostly because I get to boss people around, which I just love to do.

Friends (1994) - S01E17 The One With Two Parts (2)

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That's right, I don't.

Friends (1994) - S01E17 The One With Two Parts (2)

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I wasn't around that much.

Friends (1994) - S01E17 The One With Two Parts (2)

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And that's when I knew.

Friends (1994) - S01E17 The One With Two Parts (2)

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I am. I'm that stupid.

Friends (1994) - S01E17 The One With Two Parts (2)

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No, I couldn't do that.

Friends (1994) - S01E17 The One With Two Parts (2)

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The very cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night, and I said yes.

Friends (1994) - S01E17 The One With Two Parts (2)

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I can't believe she's blowing me off.

Friends (1994) - S01E17 The One With Two Parts (2)

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Don't say listen. I know that listen. I've said that listen.

Friends (1994) - S01E17 The One With Two Parts (2)

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...and that is when I woke up.

Friends (1994) - S01E17 The One With Two Parts (2)

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Yeah, I know. I'm just not that bright either.

Friends (1994) - S01E17 The One With Two Parts (2)

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Five years ago, if somebody'd said to me, Here's a tomato that looks like a prune...