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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Why? - If I can't get one, you're not!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Listen, I massage who I want when I want.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Yeah, I know. She just wants to have sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- No, I can't. - Yes. Come on, I know...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- So? - I want the massage.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- I can't. - No. Yes, you can.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I don't want people touching me that don't wanna have sex with me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Should I have asked George?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Actually, I should get a new one. - Nonsense. This one's fine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I like carrots, but I'm in Idaho, I want a potato.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Gotta run, I have an appointment.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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No. No, this isn't good. I can't do this.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...but I can't stand when someone doesn't like me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I have to tell you, I really don't like him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I was running late, and I didn't have a chance...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Well, listen, I just want you to know...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- You know, I forgot my wallet. - Well, I can't give it to you then.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I gotta tell you, I have a bad association with the name Alex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I have never met a normal guy named Stuart.