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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

1.8s

The whole concept of the wanted poster...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

2.5s

...has gotta be the most optimistic crime-fighting idea.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

3s

I mean, so how does it work? Okay. I'm on line at the post office.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

2.5s

I see the guy. I see the list of offenses.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

2.4s

I check the guy standing in line behind me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

4.5s

If it's not him, that's pretty much all I can do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

3.5s

Okay? It's not that I don't want to help.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

2.7s

Annoying thing is, why didn't they hold on to this guy...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

1.8s

...when they're taking his picture?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

3.4s

No, we don't do it that way. We take their picture and we let them go.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

2.3s

That's how we get the front and side shot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

2.7s

The front is his face. The side is him leaving.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

3.3s

Look at you. Why don't you use a fork. You're no good with the sticks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

1.2s

I know. I need a lesson.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

3.6s

You stink. You know you stink. What is this?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

1.7s

Oh, my ballet tickets.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

2.3s

Oh, your ballet tickets.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

1.6s

Have you ever been to the ballet?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

2.5s

No, but I've seen people on tiptoes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

2.4s

- You know, I'm going as a beard. - A beard?