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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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That is my idea of comedy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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That kind of comedy, that's a little broad for us.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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The problem with the beginning of the relationship...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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...is each person has their own sexual timetable...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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...of what should happen when, that the other person knows nothing about.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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That's why I think we need some sort of sexual rule book...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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...where it's written down and agreed upon...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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...sexual standard dating procedure.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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Know what I mean? So if there's any problems, you can go:

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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Look, honey, I'm sorry, but we've been out three times...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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...and according to Article 7, Section 5...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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...there's got to be some physical contact, as you can see right there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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Otherwise, I will report you to the board...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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...and they can issue a warrant for an embrace.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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Wait a second. Wait a second.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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Then the butler says, I'm not cleaning it up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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- I'm sick of cleaning! - That's funny. That's funny.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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I'm sick of cleaning. That's very funny.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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I've never seen a pilot script this funny.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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- Yeah, it's funny. - How funny is this?