Well, your feet won't show under the bridge table.

Granny, those smart capris are supposed to show, but where are your beautiful pumps?

If that wasn't bad enough, they put on the worst show I ever did see.

Well, let's climb up to the top, get us a good seat, wait for the show.

Oh, Granny, you are a vision of a sheet Beverly Hills hostess from your head right down to your... My bloomers are showing again.

You done it, Miss Hart.

Why, back home, he couldn't even keep up with his class.

And here he is, graduating ahead of everybody.

No, no, please.

I'll get the jug.

No, Jethro is not graduating.

He is being expelled.

Oh, I don't know how to say this, but...

Jethro is ruining my school, and I do not want him to return.

Jethro has been there a whole year, and you haven't even made him a private.

You couldn't even get him into the army.

Fake or cheater, Jethro's too good for you.

And you, you think you're a teacher?

I can learn a form you can't even spell, Kat.

See, Herman?