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The Office (2005) - S05E01 Weight Loss

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Phyllis, did I or did I not say fruit?

The Office (2005) - S05E01 Weight Loss

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"or extreme weight loss strategies,

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I mean, not... Not close to 200.

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Or he quits them because they're unfair.

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Why not, dawg?

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I do not. I do not say hi, Pam.

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Not almost, though, Holly.

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I'm not a lesbian.

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That's not my problem.

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Stanley, Michael's not here.

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He is not an idiot.

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And you are not there.

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(WHISPERING) Not really so much.

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He was not so handsome.

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Fat people are not monsters.

The Office (2005) - S05E01 Weight Loss

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"that Dunder Mifflin does not discriminate

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Andy Bernard does not lose contests.

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PAM: Hey, this is not halfway.

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So, listen, I don't know if your offer still stands or whatever,

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and I'm not really looking to date,