The Beverly Hillbilly.

What's his name?

I've been throwing rocks like that since I was this high.

Looks like he carries his own rosin bag.

Hillbilly, that is.

The way I got it figured, when the golf comes out of his hole to get his eggs back, you shoot him.

Jethro can knock a squirrel out of a tree clean across his pasture.

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

Mr. Drysdale said the fellow we shootin' with today... What's his name again, Ellie?

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

You have to catch that varmint by the end of his wings and spread-eagle him so he can't bite you.

Beverly Hills, puniest greens I ever did see.

A body can't find no greens in these Beverly Hills.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Now, I wanna talk to you, kid.

Let me ask you something.

Why don't you sign with the Dodgers, the happy team, where winning friends is a lot more important than winning ball games?

Yeah, you sure won a lot of friends in San Francisco last season.

Got a great sense of humor, you have.

Also a great pitching arm.