Ellie Mae Clampett.

Ellie's out swimming right now.

Uh, over here, Ellie, now.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

It's true, Ellie lost her beautiful hair.

But Ellie, you're showing too much bare heart.

Ellie, honey, put it on the other way around.

Man?

Poor man.

Why don't you take Jethro and Ellie Mae, and me and Granny will stay here.

I'm sorry, Ellie Mae, but I just don't cut into the notion of a bunch of strangers gawking at your bare limbs.

Oh, yes, the telephone man.

We got a pond for swimming right there.

Man serves a poor purpose in this world if he can't help his neighbor.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

finagle them into going to Palm Springs for a few days.

All right, but Ellie, you hadn't ought to have went swimming with your clothes on and shrunk up that nice dress.

Hillbilly, that is.

Jed... I'm ashamed to mention my piddling troubles to a man bowed down with the misery he's got.

Well, for goodness sake.