Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

Oh, hey, Uncle Jed, look at Skipper.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.

But now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

Uncle Jed let me go clean into Los Angeles all by myself and pick it out.

Jed Clampett, ma'am, and this year... And you expect me to believe that you have $25 million?

Hillbilly, that is.

You're a woman, he's a man.

That's a boy.

A streetcar conductor.

Set a spell.

Ain't it a dandy?

Oh, just a moment.

A tiny little boy.

Maybe a little bit.

Yeah, that is a shame.

It's a school all right.

I've got a great idea.