A what?

I ain't sure if it's a chicken, a goose, a duck, or what.

Just a moment!

It's a flamingo.

Set a spell.

I reckon there's been a kind of a misunderstanding.

A person can get crippled from a hold like that.

Ain't got a flu.

Is there a chauffeur?

Harder than a rock.

A heap of chicken?

There is a time for work and a time for play.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

Good heavens, you're a girl.

You got a better idea?

You're a young lady now.

Is this thing a hire?

Probably just a stuffed up flu.

I ain't even got a stovepipe.

I take it he's a gardener.