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South Park (1997) - S22E06 Time to Get Cereal

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I'm starting a new life!

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I have a new life now!

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I need a life, too, ya know!

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Why can't we have a life together?!

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Of course it's a school shooting.

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no real evidence of a ManBearPig.

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It's sort of like when you're part of a gang

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Keep looking. There's a lot of people

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instead of go home and rob a train,

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and tried to convince everyone of a ManBearPig?

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Everyone wants to use the fear of a ManBearPig

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So, we got us a gang of shooters, huh?!

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What you're dealing with is a Sifter of Fate.

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Well, there's a lot of smart people saying ManBearPig is real.

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Yeah, and a lot of smarter people saying it isn't, okay?

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Shut up! Now, which one of you had a beef with Colin Brooks?

South Park (1997) - S22E06 Time to Get Cereal

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Hello, uh, we're looking for a government sort of guy named Al Gore?