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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Love to.

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People love interesting writing.

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You're going to love this story.

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...it's your own flesh and blood.

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It just seems so clichÈd and obvious.

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And so much personality. But it doesn't matter what we think.

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Well, so we pay off your friend, and it becomes a Peterman.

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And they made it their sign because Van Buren, our eighth president...

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...and it actually counts down how much time you have left to live.

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Garlic and whatnot.

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So she went out with you on a first date and it was her birthday?

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...and he's the same, and everybody else is different.

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...and ruin your pants?

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They block it.

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...and all your risk factors...

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...and biases of standardized tests.

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And smart, like a computer.

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It's classic male overcompensation.

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I'm fine with it.

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I made it up.