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Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family

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You go to parties?

Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family

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You see, you throw parties,

Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family

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Well, there are the Patty parties.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family

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and our super-deluxe "Patty party starter" kit.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family

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I'll put it down as a maybe.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E13 Family

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Now, get a pen, write this down.

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Well, I guess when you come right down to it,

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[DOOR SLAMS]

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Nuh!

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Peg!

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Dinner!

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Peg no home.

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She go shop. We no eat.

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Kelly, why don't you cook up old Dad something to eat?

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Daddy, I am practically a woman.

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I don't cook.

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Why don't you just do what I do when I get hungry?

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Get a date.

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And slit your skirt up to your chin.

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Bud, you don't date. How do you eat?