You didn't get my wireless email.

Go get the chair!

Look, Sheik, people usually get a PDA when they have a job, and friends, and a life.

Listen to me, you have no idea what I happen to do for a living.

You damn right I don't!

I saw you boil a hot dog today.

Did you get paid for that?

Because I don't have access to my scheduling book!

Because my PDA's gone!

Okay, here's our chair.

Now you go get it again, and get it right this time!

Okay, okay, just calm down, all right?

I'm sure it's around here somewhere.

I mean, where else could it be?

Hmm.

Well, I know yesterday I was tracking alien footprints in the Adirondacks.

Ugh, right.

I had it.

I set it down in the stump to meet their leader and kill him once I found his plan about taking over the Earth.

But then I picked it back up.