Oh, no. I have a glorious love-hate relationship with TV.

(Russian accent) with five-cent pencil.

Whoa, boy, that's a desk.

And it's possible, if he takes all five states,

that said four out of five doctors recommend this brand or that brand?

There are five more states to be counted where he's on the ballot, out of the 13 to be counted.

Boy, if she's figured out this computer glitch and goes with that to the press, we're royally screwed.

When I was a young boy, I used to look at pictures of naked ladies. Hence, my right hand is very strong.

Please. I've played in clubs for years.

At 17 years old, I beat up a guy.

Well, there is a problem - it's a year old.

The Russians solved the same problem

of government of the people, by the people, for the people.

We are the wealthiest nation in the history of the world,

See the numbers? The computer glitch is happening the same way.

Jack, you're the manager of the President of the United States.

I'm with the President of the US in the Oval Office.

The truth is, I'm not the elected President of the United States.

- Anyway, happy birthday again. - Again? Did another year just pass?

Where's the governor being your brother? The Supreme Court ruling against the voter?