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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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He just got a date with that young aquacise instructor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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I'm going back to bed.

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...come on, let's get nuts!

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This is where people come to die.

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- I'll talk to Jerry when he gets back. - All right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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Well, that's it for me. I'm heading back to New York.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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And I laughed and I laughed.

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I want you to come by twice a day...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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Rise and shine, sleepyhead.

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Snoopy and Prickly Pete.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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...and flush the toilet so the gaskets don't dry out and leak.

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Jerry, it was so nice of you to come down here on your father's birthday.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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...and I have got to get out there this weekend and sign the papers.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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...and a guy in a wheelchair.

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Morty, you and Kramer. You're finished.

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I'm calling the Rosses and inviting them...

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And that leads into the master bedroom.

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Mr. Cornstein died, and it's a beautiful apartment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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Well, your tip is $4 and 36.6666 cents.

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...and then wield power from behind the scenes.