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The Office (2005) - S02E17 Dwight's Speech

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not here.

The Office (2005) - S02E17 Dwight's Speech

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I am not Dwight Schrute, not at all.

The Office (2005) - S02E17 Dwight's Speech

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No, we're not.

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Oh, okay, you know what? That's not a toast, you're not standing up.

The Office (2005) - S02E17 Dwight's Speech

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but I do not want orange invitations.

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Oh, please. You're not taking any trip.

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You would not believe what happened here.

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but not about the punch line to the joke. All right?

The Office (2005) - S02E17 Dwight's Speech

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The great speakers throughout history were not joke tellers,

The Office (2005) - S02E17 Dwight's Speech

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Just try not to be such an idiot.

The Office (2005) - S02E17 Dwight's Speech

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Not only the years we've been at war, the war of work,

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It's a joke, Dwight, it's not a sex ed class.

The Office (2005) - S02E17 Dwight's Speech

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Can we not? No... Yes, we have to. You know why?

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Well, it's not really a big speech. You're still coming, right?

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because I'm not nervous in front of them. They're my subordinates.

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Dwight is not going to do a good job. It's sad.

The Office (2005) - S02E17 Dwight's Speech

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That is so great about the bonus. No, no, it's not true.

The Office (2005) - S02E17 Dwight's Speech

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Jimmy, listen to me, you do not wanna go to Amsterdam, trust me.

The Office (2005) - S02E17 Dwight's Speech

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But I'm not really sure where I'm going yet. It's kind of open-ended.

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I'm very sorry, I did not know that you were wearing a hearing aid,