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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Of course there's a community.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- ...he's reading from one of his novels. - Owen March. I never heard of him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- I'm kidding around, of course. - Yes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Get out of here. What? - What?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Unless, of course, there was no sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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I can't even make a pot of spaghetti.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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You're holding up the production of the movie.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Yeah, a cup of coffee should cover it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Right. - Then I took a swig of beer...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Well, one of the pieces must've hit Woody...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Yes, we do. Unfortunately, we ran out of cars.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...in the Upper West Side apartment of a friend."

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Listen, there's a pair of gloves in the glove compartment.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Right out of the clear blue sky? - Clear blue sky.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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It's like the Declaration of Independence. Who's gonna read that?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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The best part of a relationship is when you're sick.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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The rest of the time, go out, have a ball.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...because I am gonna beat the hell out of this thing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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I need a bucket of water. I got a car overheating.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Thanks. "The extent of the damage would've been far less severe...