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South Park (1997) - S06E08 Comedy

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Cardinals, bishops and priests.

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And then I thought--

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Cardinals, bishops and priests!

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It's still stupid and immature!

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"That's stupid and immature, Cartman."

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It is stupid and immature!

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and when they have no mythology to try and live their lives by,

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and filled with razor-sharp teeth!

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and most kinds of stomach cancers.

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And if anybody needs to potty,

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For Martha and I, we're worried

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Tomorrow, we'll find an outside counselor and...

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Right, and so-- Wait a minute, what?

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- and focus on-- - Forget about the Gelgameks!

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And I base that on absolutely nothing.

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of intero-rectogestion, and so making foods

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and I got it changed into quarters!

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and swim in them all day long!

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And when you start turning the stories

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into literal translations of hierarchies and power,