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South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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I'm a failure in the eyes of the Prophet! Aaah!

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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who knew the secret truth about the nature of life.

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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The E-meter results from the little boy in Room D.

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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You revealed the secret that began the whole Church of Scientology.

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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The cruisers then took the frozen alien bodies to our planet

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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Well, it's not about the money, it's about the message, right?

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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Okay, Stan. Well, that's it. That's the end of the personality test.

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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The safely-guarded Scientology doctrine.

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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At the dawn of man

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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You can do the same.

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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That's how the scam works!

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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Now I'm in the closet.

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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It's the main tool of Scientology.

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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We ran the tests four times!

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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I took out the garbage yesterday.

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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Please come out of the closet.

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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Just come out of the closet.

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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Usually, to hear the secret doctrine

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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Xenu then released the alien souls

South Park (1997) - S09E12 Comedy

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telling the world this incredible truth.