"Imagine a cross between 'Telly Addicts' and 'Noel's house party'.

It's like um.. If you see someone outside your house collecting for cancer research coz they've been personally affected by it

Jimmy the perv and the oggmonster.

The states.

- Take the verbal warning... - Still take the warning?

It's the rules.

- Guilty! - He's the boss.

the good die young.

- Here's the man. Finchy! - Brentmeister!

# goes right on till the dawn

Selling kisses for the lads, or the ladies, if there are any ladies who like that sort..

Don't have a go at the eyes, because that's astigmatism I've had from the age of five.

- Well I don;t either. I call myself the oggmonster. - I'm not gonna call you the oggmonster.

Ok. Would you please give a big warm welcome to the fantastic Neil Godwin and the lovely Rachel.

A lot of people are abusing the system.

Wrong. I got the arse this side, so..

I have to hide as many of Gareth's possessions as I can from him, for the rest of the day.

and Dawn French is going "Where're you going? "you haven't done the washing up. You haven't put the rubbish out".

That's the sort of thing we'll be doing today.

- I'm not paying for it, mate. - Them's the rules.