The Beverly Hillbilly.

There ain't no goose or duck.

Hillbilly, that is.

I ain't sure if it's a chicken, a goose, a duck, or what.

Now, my secretary will be over right away to help you with the hiring of servants or whatever problems you may have.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

That's where Jethro goes to school.

Been there since Pioneer Day.

That's how come it got its name.

It's where the oxen used to ford the river.

So the folks took to calling an oxen ford, and later on got shortened to oxen.

Well, I'll be running.

Oh, by the way, here are your keys.

My secretary should be over very soon.

Well, thank you very much, Mr. Drysdale, for everything you've been doing for us.

Oh, it's my pleasure, Mr. Clavitt.

You see, I'm not only your banker, I'm your next-door neighbor.

Well, say, how ain't that nice?

Well, now, why don't you bring your missus over tonight for supper, and I'll have Granny whomp up a mess of grits and hog jowl.

Well, you see, right now my wife is in Boston.