The Beverly Hillbillies.

Me and you, we'll learn skip or swim.

Hillbilly, that is.

Chucks, by then I'll be too old to do any of that double knot hugging and kissing, or even fighting.

Well, Granny, like you say, quick as Jethro joins the army or something, the government will keep him in clothes and feed him too.

So they loaded up a truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubblin' crew.

Boy, that is black gold, Texas tea.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

Chief, look who's here to see you.

Howdy, Mr. Drysdale.

Howdy, Mr. Drysdale.

Sorry to bother you.

No, no, no, always a pleasure.

Sit down, sit down.

Well, this ain't exactly a set-in visit.

All we want is a little stand-up time.