The Beverly Hillbillies.

You sweep with that or ride it?

Slow down, kid, or you're scaring the chickens.

Hillbilly, that is.

Or as the fella who told me the Romans used to say, hey!

Those hillbillies can't live in Rome.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

Oil, that is.

Black gold.

Texas tea.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

Lathoway, you know what I'm holding in my hands?

Clampett City.

The new high-rise development that will make millions.

And millions and millions of achieving... I have warned you before.